NigelFrobisher

Poorly drawn Cliff Richard seen on a woman’s shoulder in Blackpool (of course).

When they added hydraulic pumps to LEGO was when shit really got real.

It’s like when people romanticise the old London gangsters and say they were polite and always looked after their mother. That still doesn’t make up for a lifetime of criminal intimidation, physical assault and murder.

If someone’s polite but just waiting for a local chapter of blackshirts to form they’re not nice people.

This guy would make an amazing platform game character.

She has brought dishonour upon the House Of Mogh.

WTF Papua New Guinea?! Get with the 21st Century.

I tend to stay places where I like my coworkers too long, even though it’s pretty bad for my career. Sometimes you have to balance out the angst at slumming it at a lower pay/position than you should be versus not wanting to murder everybody around you (And also more explicitly senior roles put you in day-to-day contact with more dickheads by their nature.)

Even when the film came out online types didn’t understand the scene.

When were leftists ever in power?

Are your songs not fit for my hall?

I hope Obama wins the presidency back via the traditional leadership challenge of Hell In A Cell and then puts this statuette up his bum on live TV.

I may be autistic but I wouldn’t be caught dead with that fucking Good Doctor haircut.

Also, was at a wedding reception chatting with House’s nephew once, but of course it would have been totally gauche to even mention his uncle so learned nothing.