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I have also hired exterminators and taken antibiotics.

You shall not think of living things in hierarchical order (x is better than y)

Having to choose between my child and my dog would be a horrible choice to have to make, but I know exactly how I would make it.

I was looking at the picture and the headset and device were both the same purple, which made me think it was "all one thing."

I wonder if there's something about it having to pass some special testing to qualify as a medical device? DS has wifi, right? Which means that with a DS, there is a pathway to "hack" into it without physical access. (I know, not really, but I would understand why you wouldn't want to wifi-enable a device that anaesthesizes children.)

Greed? How does Microsoft profit from not supporting twenty year old hardware?

Karl Marx agrees.

Is your girlfriend Guy Fieri?

But isn't Microsoft just so evil for making it so their operating system doesn't function flawlessly on twenty year old hardware?

Office space isn't worth nearly as much if people are working remotely. Much less demand.

How does employing someone who’s been convicted of battery not create an unsafe work environment for everyone?

Just play The Long Dark on Interloper.

Confirmed: I have been a loser for fifteen years.