Odo

Time to dust off this classic.

Reminds me of SNL's pre-taped obituary bit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tX6jdoruH8

We get it. You meant Conan the Librarian.

I think OP is complaining about the missing "a" before "real", but that's such a minor error it's hard to believe it was worth typing out that message.

The Farsight from Perfect Dark (or the equivalent gun from the last season of Deep Space 9). The scope sees through walls quite a distance away, and when fired the shot teleports to the target.

You haven't seen a tall man in a pirate suit around by any chance, have you? No reason.

I'd say up, because it's worth bringing attention to, even when it's bad news.

They show Big Bang Theory reruns now. That ended 7 years ago.

Channel Drift ruins everything.

Last time they tried future warfare, the fans revolted because it was "too futuristic". They've been stuck in a loop of WWII/Cold War/modern day for a decade now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y4nauCgdtY

Yes. MADtv answered that almost 30 years ago.

Then when you least expect it he'll swoop back down and yell "wooo"...