I've always wanted to be struck by lightning (and survive with relatively few complications). Not enough to tempt fate. Kinda like how everyone "wants to die," but they never actually kill themselves. Y'know?
OldManBOMBIN
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Man, the Marines are looking very feminine these days.
If you have to ask, you can't afford em
This happened one day in the window well outside my office. I got banned from r/pics for posting it.
I have a mental image of you in a basement sweatshop in Philadelphia- the air is full of smoke and there's a constant barrage of German speeches and gunfire being played over the loudspeaker, broken only by the occasional steam whistle. You take a longing glance out the window, wishing you were on one of the higher floors so you could jump. And there is it.
Pinecone.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey horse." The horse says, "Buddy you read my mind."
Interesting. I definitely have, but maybe it was just on my own edited comments? Who's to say.
This means I can edit all of my comments to make the replies look insane. Excellent.
I live almost exactly on the opposite side of the planet from Australia; I just prefer to be chilly - especially while sleeping.
Also, did you edit your earlier comment? I could've sworn I replied to one that said "Even in the winter?" But now it mentions long pants being an option, and there's no icon indicating it was edited. Just wondering, because someone mentioned a similar situation (a comment they replied to being different) recently.
And during winter, I sleep in my underwear, with no shirt, and a fan going.
Cold is rather subjective, honestly. To some, it never gets cold.
I found it. The most insane comment I've ever seen. Finally I can rest.
18, if those are boxer-briefs
Think they know everything, including your mind; incapable of comprehending that people think differently than they were taught.
My dad sighed when I mentioned it to him :-/
Meme about trying to find onions followed by screenshot of guy saying he faked an onion diet
120
Wish they had done it when he was still there, but better late than never.
They haven't gotten it all figured out yet, but sounds like the Teamsters will be running things at least to start out with.
I come from a place where "Union" might as well have been a slap in your grandmother's face up until recently.
Quite frankly, it's the only thing that's happened in the past few years that's given me any real indication that things might be ok after all. I'm pretty excited for the guys.
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What? No, like, y'know how we all kinda wanna die all the time- like how we all kinda hope the gas tanker crosses the line and there's nothing we can do about it. Y'know?