Orbituary

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[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

I'm 48 and my girlfriend of several years is 31. We don't really think about it. But if I were 31 she would have been 14. It's not a pleasant thought in that context.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

We need a new Constitutional Congress.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Confidently incorrect.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah, that was the gist of it.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Don't besmirch pussies. They're a bunch of feckless cowards as well as grifters.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No. Fucking. Shit.

In a long line of idiotic missteps and stupid fucking decisions, this was up there with every other contending for first place in an endless line of mistakes.

I'm done with this "oopsie! We made a mistake" bullshit. The DNC can fuck off. They don't represent me. Liz Cheney and her ghoul of a father even less-so.

God damn this moronic timeline.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 107 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What are they fucking baffled about? What is it they think they voted for?!

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (6 children)

My old boss is one of the 3 initial creators of Java. He ran our department the same way this greentext reads.

He was also a paedo. You can figure out the rest if you dig.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

That's not what I said. Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (14 children)

I literally posted that with receipts. Enjoy your copium.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Funny how you're getting downvoted, but this post saying the same thing isn't.

Do better, Lemmy. Quit dogpiling; this isn't Reddit.

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