SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Lol the people arguing about "evidence" and "investigations" are completely missing the real point, IMO.

If you or I were up on these charges, investigation, trial, and sentencing would be carried out in less than a month without hesitation or issue as far as the government is concerned.

The ONLY reason it's taking longer than that is because of who it is.

Full stop.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 91 points 3 months ago (13 children)

"hey let's release the same thing over and over again, charge almost full game price for it, and whenever something new comes out, just delete everything they've already paid for."

"hey why aren't people continuing to buy our game..."

Yeah. Great mystery, that one.

Bungie will never get another dollar from me.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I've checked for the Azure Gate Bridge and whether green lights mean go, and so far I don't think we Slid anywhere but keep your eyes peeled.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

From a certain point of view, you are 100% correct.

From a different point of view, he's a person with meat and blood held together with a fleshy bag thing, and propped up by calcium sticks. Or "inefficient bag of mostly water" if you wish.

Not everybody is useful. Every body can be good fertilizer.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 29 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Fertilizer for a field.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

TERRIFYING PRECISION and ARCHITECTURAL GENIUS of checks notes

...

double-checks notes

"Knowing how shadows and windows work"

Man, the bar is unrealistically high for some people...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 39 points 3 months ago (6 children)

As someone who never planned on playing Balatro, and was kind of getting tired of seeing it on my feed the way I got tired of helldivers 2 stuff right after release.

I would happily toss a tenner to the dev for a lawyer over this.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 3 months ago

but provides no evidence of wrongdoing

So surely it will be rejected and nobody being sued will even need to show up since nobody even has any evidence?

Surely....

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 3 months ago

Clearly they never spoke to Bobby Tables.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

saw war as a thrilling, life-or-death, adventure.

That just sounds like psychopath-lite...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 3 months ago

Oh man, I missed bullpupping memes...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 3 months ago

Part 1 is the first act

Oh my god I just now got what my sister meant by "the act break is super long" and why my mother replied "lol" in the family group chat.

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