SouthFresh

joined 2 years ago
[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago

Load up on e-coli at Chipotle, then make that supersonic by getting Starbucks.

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 35 points 10 months ago

I only refer to him as a toddler. If you talk, act, and shit on things then blame others like a toddler, you're a toddler. A fucking Nazi Toddler at that.

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 19 points 10 months ago

"Honey, where'd we put the Charger Charger?"

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 28 points 11 months ago

"Oversexed oligarch with mental capabilities of a toddler on cocaine unwilling to admit to world how horrible of a businessman he is, grabs ball, runs away crying, blaming Trans community for his woes."

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm impressed this person was able to type all of that with Meta's giant dick in their mouth.

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Someone call CPS on this woman. Elon Musk has the brain capacity of a 4 year old, this should be considered child abuse.

/s just in case

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Like their changes to Campfire Cabal, Volition, and Radical Designs have massively enhanced game development?

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I give this about two weeks before they realize that it's as effective at helping their advertising as having dislike buttons are.

I am not condoning poisoning of this well of information, but I will laugh my ass off when it inevitably occurs.

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 year ago

"Toddler drops lawsuit"

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Privacy Schmivacy

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 128 points 1 year ago (20 children)

The currently sold-in-stores orange juice tastes almost nothing like actual orange juice already.

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Imagine how much nicer the world would be if more people imagined pooploons at all.

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