Stalinwolf

First, you take the graham. You stick the chocolate...on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow..

https://youtu.be/XlddDZkkxCc?si=IVkoKvjYv0g2tHmn

Have we forgotten Revan and Malak's misuse of the Starforge already?!

Those oldest memories of Minecraft are the most peculiar of them all. I still remember starting with either the last Alpha release, or the earliest Beta release. I had come across a comic (using screenshots from the game) of Steve looking out into the night and seeing a single pair of red eyes in a distant hill. He looks out again and a monster is looking back in (or something like that). Always wanted to find that comic again. Anyway, that was my extent of knowledge going into the game. I knew there was mining, night time, and monsters.

I remember digging a hole into a hillside to survive my first night. There was a single torch placed outside of the hole, and throughout the night I watched various animals gather around the entrance to look in at me. I remember feeling awful, thinking they wanted shelter from the monsters outside, but realized while looking back much later that they were just spawning in my torchlight.

I also recall finding sort of a canyon or mountain pass with lava flowing into it. There was a small doorway or opening on one cliff face, and several flaming poles between it and the other side. It looked like an altar of some sort. This was back when lava/fire burned leaves and left the stumps to burn eternally, but in my inexperience I thought these were pyres placed deliberately by some entity, and began to worry there was truth to the Herobrine myth. Maybe other players were in my world.

Early Minecraft was a trip.

Dude, I'm a fucking Produce Manager and this had me bamboozled. I had to re-watch multiple times to make sure AI didn't morph stonefruit into hamsters. It did. I was bamboozled.

Edit: Guinea pigs*

Is that the actual actress? If so, how the fuck did she wind up here?

Damn, dude. A French dip with au jus? That's way better than my shitty French fry story..

I remember sitting in front of two of my wife's friends during a movie once, when I was overcome by the smell of McDonald's fries. One of them had retrieved a box of fries from the other's purse once the coast was clear.

Right, I heard Heinz was releasing a TOPMTNCL SEFRTO.

I'm just relieved they finally fucked off with the mobile checkout thing in Canada. They were pushing it so hard for a while there that I dreaded even going into the store. You couldn't get through checkout without four different employees wanting to explain it to you and asking, "Why not mobile checkout? But you get ten times the points! C'mon, try it!"

I did try it, too. Twice. The first time was confusing, unintuitive, and clunky. The second time was exactly like the first, except it didn't beep with I had finished paying and the woman at the counter had a heart attack thinking I was running out the door with stolen merchandise. By the time she checked everything and confirmed that I had, I decided those 10X points could fuck off.

Oh no! Who will suck off Alberta?

I imagine he spent the entirety of the ban raging like Dennis Reynolds and counting down the days. "IDIIIOOOTS! IDDDIIIIOOOOTSS!!!"

Who knows. I'm straight and I don't care for a dog's energy at all, which is unfortunate because nearly every dog I meet really loves me. They're just not my thing. They're stiff, they're clacky, they're clumsy, and they stink. They climb up and try with all their strength to get their mouths/noses right up in my face, and I hate it.

I am nice to them, though. Don't get me wrong. They don't know that I don't like them.