Stalinwolf

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

My former boss (Canada) kept a bag of ephedrine bottles in our produce cooler. Dude was twitchy as fuck. Very bird/dinosaur-like.

He would take several per day and chase them with coffee and energy shots. Then he would complain intermittently about vomiting blood due to his ulcers.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's the warm blend of its cozy art style, ambient audio, and the unparalleled soundtrack. You go through the grandpa intro and observe his strangely thin bed all over again. Then the Jojamart corporate hell scene. You open the letter and reading it even for the fifteenth time gives you an immediate sense of peace and relief, because you know you're going back to the valley. It's all good vibes from here.

The music fades away and you're greeted with a quiet scene in the mountains, watching a grumbly coach bus speed past the sign, and you're left with a moment between you and the countryside. There are a few trilling birds and one lands in the sign. You arrive at your stop and immediately that uplifting little song starts playing and Robin's cute-ass face appears, probably with wood shavings in her bangs, and she still has that voice you crafted for her in your head after all these years. The mayor will too. She's an old friend.

She ushers you away to your first long view of the farm. Now, you've already been here several times in the last decade, but that music. That warm, orangish pallete. That overgrown little cabin on that rugged patch of land. The music grooves on and right away you get butterflies in your stomach over the prospect of getting to be here everyday, cleaning it up and carving your own little life and operation. There is a sense of joy and freedom, and a million possibilities laying under that brush-strewn mess that used to be a field. It never fails to bring you right back and feel that magic again.

It's like the developer perfectly captured our most innocent human desires in a tiny bottle.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 week ago

Stardew Valley is a beautiful love letter from Eric Barone's soul. I don't want to see it fizzle out either. I'm a straight male but I would marry that man based purely on the gift he gave us.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Should have gone out with the Italian chick instead.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Fallout is excellent.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I miss the classic era of DAoC and still hum various town music to this day. Cotswold being the most recurring.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It was either the shrimp or the bean sprouts in the food court Pad Thai. I was visiting my S.O. in Canada and wound up in a 3-day war with food poisoning. I could not stop puking and shitting. I shit so much acidic death juice that my asshole was in absolute agony and never cooled down. It was like someone had fileted and cauterized my rectum. I couldn't even sit on the couch properly. Fortunately, her sectional was old and had collapsed in on itself in the very corner. I sat in this corner, right on top of the collapsed portion. It was perfect for supporting my body without making contact with the seat of my pants. I sat in this corner for three days watching weird YouTube videos about Centralia and other phenomena, while intermittently hopping up to puke and shit and fart. I was so fucking sick. I felt like I was going to die.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

It was likely a permanent Sharpee marker. Hopefully it holds up. Fingers crossed that I'm able to return there as a ghost one day to watch someone unearth what they believed was a map to the family treasure.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's been a few years but I don't remember that at all, but I'd be interested to see if I'm bothered by it on a re-watch.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

There's a phenomenal French horror series on Netflix called Marianne that my wife and I enjoyed immensely. I don't usually shoot for that particular brand of horror (demon/ghost), but Marianne is fucking excellent. Can't recommend it enough.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

The masses know nothing of the crunch. They've never even been to the crunch.

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