If you really want things locked, lock it to Congressional salaries.
Tolookah
30 5-year olds is a lot of 5 year olds
So... You wear 10 layers of clothing, and shove everything else into a CPAP bag? (Medical things are often excluded)
Re flavoring spells seems like the easy way to go about this:
Acid arrow: marinate & tenderize!
Any fire spell: flambe!
Viscous mockery: IT'S RAW!
Mage hand: sous chef.
Or, think about it differently, like Sanji from one piece, where cooking is his thing, but he's also a solid fighter. (That will not use knives or his hands to fight, those are for cooking)
Next month: pink eye awareness month!
Edit: Court ordered pink eye awareness month
Image search yielded solid results...
I looked at pricing for season tickets to an amusement park for the glory of the empire!
...
Spinoff - Reno:1031? Paramount does have Viacom which has comedy Central, so any name based copyright infringements should be safe.
Conclusion: needs more Reno. That likely would have fixed it, somehow.
... And someone shat all over the place in there!
"I only murdered for a minute, tops!"
From what I've read, and I'm happy to be corrected, what Trump tried to dictate through executive orders (that would get thrown out in courts), Biden lead Congress to actually write laws about.