Tolookah

Offer them crayons, they might be hungry.

Is this why they all called him a pedo, because they were getting their stuff from that username?

Don't do that to the horse, it's immortal (phone decided I was not typing immoral and corrected me several times, so I guess this horse is immortal...)

So you're saying if enough states decided to have federal referendums, it would take an amendment to remove that power from the states? (Really though, a court would squash that quick)

Only villains trust other villains to keep their word

Weed whacker, unless I need parts or a new one, then it's a string trimmer until I need to whack more weeds

Like mid talking or listening? I've done both, but I want to know the question.

(It's easy to fall asleep when listening, but you need to be a special kind of tired to fall asleep mid sentence, or even better, dream-speak a few nonsense sentences)

I hope he says no, thus protesting your request...

Protesting immigrants seems to be their thing

Now it's the time where he pushes up his glasses and gets serious. He'll write a strongly worded letter.

There is one way to resolve that where everybody who matters wins...

Years ago now I used "feed baby", it worked between us both, and let us know when things happened. Also tracked weight and height if you entered it in. No idea how secure though.

Edit: I'd like to add that because of how it syncs, I could see when the baby was sleeping while I was at work. It let me feel connected.