TommyJohnsFishSpot

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If you think sneezing is rough, just imagine if you had anal hiccups.. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Play with your butt a lot because it feels good, then eventually you start getting curious about its true capabilities.

Via Jet to Benz in c/pics@lemmy.world
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 2 points 3 hours ago

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I HAVE MONEY

I CHARTERED A LUXURY PRIVATE JET THEN GOT IN MY MERCEDES-BENZ

the future is now in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol -3 points 13 hours ago

Suckling the zuckercock.

Tech stocks suffer worst week since April after $800bn AI sell-off in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 9 points 13 hours ago

Lmfao as if the US would let that happen.

Here Are The 8 Senate Democrats Who Folded On The Shutdown in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 8 points 23 hours ago

This Nevadan is fucking pissed.

When it hits you.... in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 12 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I'm old

It'll happen to you too, young pup

Hrmmmmm in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is clearly making you very upset. Just like your obsession with cartoon children, keep it to yourself.

Some adults when upset cry in their pillow in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'll have what he's having.

Hrmmmmm in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Debian's APT Will Soon Begin Requiring Rust: Debian Ports Need To Adapt Or Be Sunset in c/linux@programming.dev
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Still gonna use Debian.

Hrmmmmm in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Real in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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What’d the termite say at the pub? (lemy.lol)
 

"Mmmm, bar tender!"

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