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[–] JulieLemming@lemm.ee 1 points 32 minutes ago* (last edited 17 minutes ago)

How I sleep knowing that 90% of my genuine reddit opinions result in fire that can melt steel beams in world trade center.

Meanwhile my mere presence at the holy sites of Jerusalem or even in means of transportation has similar effect. Honestly maybe I would trade this talent away for something more useful because no-one even wants to pay me for it.

It takes zero conscious effort on my part too. So I would be getting some good passive income like this. If you want someone pissed off hire me and I will push all the right buttons

[–] Reasonable_Guy@lemmy.world 18 points 10 hours ago

Meanwhile there's those of us in the US

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 hours ago

Sleep in a house you own? Can't relate

[–] Flashbulb8464@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

Bobby, if those kids could read, they’d be very upset.

[–] Ickabod@lemm.ee 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I wouldn't get too cozy over there. We'll just end up bringing America to you :) Sleep soundly

[–] utopiah@lemmy.world 1 points 46 minutes ago

I'm not sure I get it, is the joke colonialism?

[–] coffeetastesbadlikecoffee@sh.itjust.works 27 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

It's all fun and games watching the crazy people do crazy things across the pond until you remember the crazy people have nukes and the biggest idiot of them all has the launch codes. Sleep well tonight!

[–] mgnome@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

As if Europe didn't have one demented moron routinely threatening everyone with nukes for years now. 🌚

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

The funny thing is that statistically, there's a 43% chance that you're living in one of the other 8 countries with nuclear warheads lol.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Try sleeping just north of them.

(edit: also the "launch codes" for most of the time they existed where just set to all zeros.)

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Lucky bastard, can you like abduct me or something?

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Your government will do that for you

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

Yeah no shit.

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[–] MistressMaiden@pawb.social 11 points 16 hours ago

I wish I could be all of you rn

[–] plyth@feddit.org 17 points 18 hours ago

If you don't come to America, America comes to you.

[–] the_q@lemm.ee 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Most Americans don't live in America.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

They mean live vs just existing.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 hours ago

We call that surviving in burgertown

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 109 points 1 day ago (12 children)

You shouldn't be sleeping soundly. Most of you are only a few steps behind us on the same path.

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