Vladkar

joined 2 years ago
[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Watch out, they might "prank" you by tormenting a homeless person or something

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I long to be out there, with my brothers, waging war against the Empire

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

A warrior's drink

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

How I look in the mirror ☝️

How I look in photos:

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

As long as the slugs are slowly loaded manually by a bunch of servitors.

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If strapping tank treads to a church isn't peak military competence, I don't know what is.

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I'm currently reading The Expanse, and at one point a character mentions checking in on the family aggregator his cousin set up to help everyone keep track of who's living where.

Dude spun up a private Lemmy instance for his family. The future is now!

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Nah, that's too realistic for The Onion. It needs to be something like, 'Pandemonium Ensues After Trump Utters First Coherent Sentence.'

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Hanlon was an exceptionally clumsy Gold who had a habit of murdering lowColors with his razor by mistake.

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Yeah, I hear you. Prior to 3, I genuinely expected Mass Effect to evolve into the Star Trek of my generation, complete with spin-off shows, movies, books, etc.

That ending sure took the wind out of those sails.

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

At least with Mass Effect, most of the third act was solid. Plus, there's always the Indoctrination Theory to help cope (even if it wasn't intended).

GoT is utterly unsalvageable.

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