Whateley

joined 1 week ago
[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago

Those two clowns couldn't find their own asses in a dark room with both hands and a flashlight.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

"What do you mean you don't want to base your livelihood on my bullshit hobby "business" that will completely fall apart within the next two years?"

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

Fucking terrified. I've never seen corpos circle their wagons like this before. It's hilarious.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hackers

Pro CEO and Pro Corporate

What fuckery is this?

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Luigi definitely didn't have bitch tits.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Burn corpo shit.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Give us a moment. The sane among us are still trying to figure out which of our friends and family are still worth a shit.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Any other asshole in Washington would be laughed out of office for saying shit like this. This particular asshole gets sanewashed and taken seriously. Why?

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What an utter fucking buffoon. This man shouldn't be trusted to use a fork without protective eyewear let alone run a god damn country.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

I continue to be surprised that The Simpsons is still on the air. It's a cliche now to say it hasn't been good since the late 90s.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago

Those I do know about I heard about through the grapevine or stumbled onto their Facebook profile.

One is a single mother still dressing like a bar star circa 2006 and has kids from like three different dudes. I hope she dies miserable and alone.

Another one joined the military after high school and came out as gay after she left boot. I ran into her once after and she seemed happier. I never took her bullying as seriously as I did the others because it was obvious to me even then that she was dealing with some identity shit. The late 90s wasn't exactly a friendly time for queer folk and her friends were the small-minded dipshits whose every other word was the F slur or calling something or someone gay in a pejorative sense.

Everyone else ended up dead, a junkie or methhead, or leading lives of mediocrity after peaking in high school. I had one guy try to bully me again at a bar when we were in our 30s. I laughed in his face and told him I wasn't a timid 14 year old anymore and that I'd happily beat the fuck out of him if he wants to step outside. Dude got real quiet before mumbling about having to work in the morning and left. Bullies will always be cowards at heart.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

Okami. That game was an absolute joy to play and the visuals and music were beautiful. My wife even mentioned that I seemed calmer and relaxed while playing it.

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