dragonfucker

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[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 months ago

Does blaming puppy mills make it easier to give them money, or does it just cover up the bad feelings?

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 7 points 2 months ago
[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

KILL THEM ALL AND LET A NORSE GOD SORT THEM OUT

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Drag thinks we should expose kids to a safe environment most of the time, and to little bits of predatory design in contexts that make them easy to identify. Like a vaccine.

"Dad, how do I put armour on my horse?"
"You need to grow up and get a job and a credit card for that."
"That sucks, I hate Oblivion! I want to go back to Morrowind!"
"It's okay buddy, I pirated the Oblivion remaster. Let's play that instead."

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like something someone who had friends growing up would say

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -1 points 2 months ago

Maybe if guilting people worked better, the globe wouldn't be warming so much and the ticks wouldn't be spreading so much.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -1 points 2 months ago

Well, you're only one animal, and you might die if you get it, but if you don't, lots of animals for sure won't need to die.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 0 points 2 months ago

There's plenty of good news for cows

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 months ago

Party time for cows and cow lovers

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the distance from the equator to the poles is a quarter of the circumference

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 months ago

Cows say moo!

 
 

In a hundred and twenty or thirty years or something, the dollar will have inflated by 1000 times, so a billion dollars then will be equal to a million dollars now. It'll cost a billion dollars for a nice four bedroom house.

But we'll have had a hundred more years to produce anti billionaire propaganda, so a lot of people, especially teenagers, will need it explained to them that being a billionaire isn't so bad now. The Marxist-Leninists will all be saying that Cyborg Bernie Sanders is an evil billionaire, and us reasonable leftists will be explaining that a billion dollars is just what it costs these days to own a residence in your home state and also in DC, which is necessary for working as a senator.

What we'll really need to look out for by then is the trillionaires. Good for nothing parasites. There's no excuse for one person to own a trillion dollars while there are people living on the streets who can't even afford a measly ten thousand dollars for a cheeseburger meal.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by dragonfucker@lemmy.nz to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.ca
 

Sometimes drag buys a game on Steam at full price, and then a week later, the game goes on sale. Drag thinks "damn it, drag should have waited". But drag's never that upset, because drag wouldn't have bought the game if it weren't worth the price. Drag failed to save some money, but drag still values the game more than that money, so it's not a big issue.

The concept of negative equity was recently explained to drag, and it sounds like the housing equivalent of that. It happens when the price of housing crashes, but you already have an expensive mortgage out on the house. You still have to pay money worth more than the value of the house. Therefore, your equity, or equivalent share of ownership, is effectively less than zero.

The politician drag was talking to said negative equity is a big problem and it's why we can't just crash the housing market to solve all our cost of living problems. But drag doesn't understand. If you take out a mortgage, you should be able to afford it with your income, and the house should be worth more to you than its market value. Negative equity sounds like a huge bummer, but that politician was talking like it was something life ruining.

Why's negative equity so bad?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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