gravitas_deficiency

You gave a partner an ultimatum of picking you or a direct family member that she obviously cares deeply for (putting aside whether or not the dynamic was healthy or weird)?

That’s a bold move, cotton.

More seriously: this is called “failure to communicate”

oh, it’s ok, he learned his lesson.

~12 minutes later~

-Susan Collins, probably

It’s almost not worth thinkin’ about

Disparaging Canadian geese does tend to get them riled

American here: genuinely, I would appreciate it if you did.

Tbh it should be an invite-only caucus

Bro a child rapist just got elected to the presidency

He ~~may have~~ definitely resigned to avoid a damning ethics report.

Iirc you can give a nom de guerre and they don’t ask questions, but if you want to move past a certain rank, you have to normalize relations and any open criminal cases with your original country of citizenship (though I’m sure there are exceptions, like if you’re an Afghan national and, you know, don’t want to be executed by the Taliban).

“Merrick Garland’s DOJ cleared Matt Gaetz and didn’t charge him. Are you alleging Garland is part of a cover-up?” a spokesperson for Gaetz said Friday.

I mean… you said it, not me. But now that you mention it, and in the context that Garland also deferred the investigation for two fucking years… yeah, maybe. Who fucking knows at this point?

But to be perfectly honest, I expect this will all be swept under the rug, just like all the Trump cases. So good job slow-walking everything, Garland, you fucking quisling.

I, too, have unlocked the secret 6th stage of grief: gallows humor

This is why I’m holding out hope that Sanders is working on the foundation of a new party. The DNC is clearly not the way forward, and doesn’t look like they’re going to pull themselves out of their death spiral.