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Literally happened to a friend of mine

duh we're on /c/simpsonsshitpost, no further context required

I think back in the day, I used a Play Store app called earpiece, which did this. Not sure if it 100 % meets your demands, but worth a try

Weedeater sounds like a wrestler's name

About fucking time.

And following a bit of chewy text for them:

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1st thought was one of the kings had a Shrek head/mask on him, which would have been nice, too

The bottom outermost green one smells like the load bearing Mac Mini

• D R - L O - F I , - D R - L O - F I , - O H - D R - L O - F I -

Uhh, that's a spicy background, isn't it? Thanks

On the other hand, are europe and the US of A better at sourcing their supply chain?

I mean terms like terrified are bonkers and sound like PR wank, but China aggressively follows an embrace extend extinguish strategy. Currently, they are in embrace and extend phase, we might want to brace for impact, idk?

The roll decreases steadily in diameter even for smaller diameters, when you'd expect the diameter to shrink faster per piece of paper. Absolutely unplayable.