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[–] neuromorph@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

This is what the internet is for.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I understand biology, but I've also seen a woman shoving a bad dragon tentacle literally 2 feet long all the way inside her pussy and seeing it bluge above her belly button. And the fucking base of the dildo was like 7 inches in diameter.

So I guess nature finds a way...

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Me: It's a drawing, it doesn't have to conform to reality.

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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 96 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

Meanwhile I've seen videos of a woman somehow taking a dildo in her vagina that should have reached all the way into her chest cavity. I don't know how that works, but it scared me; which meant I had to send it to all my fem friends c:

Edit: they were like, "that's not how vaginas work, what the fuck" and my response was mostly, "I know, that's why I sent it to you lmao"

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Can you show me some of those videos? I want to masturbate to them.

This made me laugh so hard

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Asking for a friend? For research? No?

Ok, go ahead please.

I love his honesty

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

No, I'm not a pussy. Google and others already know about my weird and sometimes even disgusting fetishes, I have nothing to hide.

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 66 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Those dildos are usually soft and bendy. not a stake that will force it's way though tissues.

also, Someone show those surgeons those videos.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 45 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Vlad the Impaler disliked this

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[–] Noja@sopuli.xyz 36 points 3 days ago (4 children)

from lilyjunex, she says the dildo goes past the cervix into the posterior fornix , it's done with practice and stretching

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[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

and as a gay man that’s into fisting i know from personal experience that you can fit an arm up to the shoulder inside your digestive system!

plenty of videos of that online too

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Shoulder deep inside the borderline.

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[–] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (4 children)

The uterus expands to just under the lungs during pregnancy. It should be possible for some madman (and madwoman) to cause the cervix to dilate and just keep on stretching the uterus until it's long enough.

[–] philpo@feddit.org 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It does so over multiple months. It is very averse to so spontaneously, as every OB/GYN might tell you. Always causes stressful situations in the OR.

(Beside...the cervix is more or less a one way device. That would surely make it rupture. )

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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago
[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago
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[–] artifex@lemmy.zip 121 points 3 days ago (8 children)

It’s what the internet was made for.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 69 points 3 days ago (5 children)
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[–] arararagi@ani.social 1 points 1 day ago

Old but gold, very early internet energy but from just a few years ago.

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago

I scrolled past this eye catching tummy while at salon LMAO

[–] teletext@reddthat.com 66 points 3 days ago (8 children)
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[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 68 points 3 days ago (8 children)

You can't show us only halve of the conversation. Show us the anime pic they're talking about!

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 days ago (4 children)

What's more dubious is the ability of a penis you penetrate any of the relevant tissues without also suffering injury. Not that it isn't possible, but no way are you going through the diaphragm with human strength, not without also doing serious damage to the penis they're tough, but they aren't jam-through-a-wall-of-muscle tough

Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there's a small chance it wouldn't be hard enough. It's already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it's some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that's maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.

So ramming that thing through even the cervix is dubious. Anal isn't even a guarantee that the cock could tear through intestinal walls. That can happen, but it's rare.

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there's a small chance it wouldn't be hard enough. It's already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it's some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that's maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.

Thank you fellow internet stranger for this enlightenment. Not that I expect to encounter a 18 inch penis in my life. Still a piece of pure wisdom.

You need one of the new armor-penetrating penises.

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[–] MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No one ever seems to discuss which hole this is happening in first lol

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If it was the anus, it would the hella curvy, and many people actually can pull that off. One side effect may be that going deep with thicker things, you will get megacolon, which in turn can give you the worst kind of constipation for the rest of your life.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Megacolon sounds a lot cooler than it really is.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, could enable you to not poop for weeks, at the cost of abdominal pain.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh wow! But are there any downsides?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Thanks for that link! I appreciate it so much that I'm not even gonna open it. So that it retains more value, of course!

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would hope it's not the urethra, though at this point it's really much of a muchness.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Sounding is already quite iffy, especially if you're a vagina haver and not fine with potentially losing your continence to larger objects.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago (6 children)

we need the video of the woman with the tape measure saying "this is ok. this is great. This will make me go to the hospital"

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have a scar on my stomach that looks like this scale. I don't know when I can unsee this until then I wholeheartedly hate OOP for this image I'll now see in the mirror (⁠ ⁠・ั⁠﹏⁠・ั⁠)

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