ivanafterall

joined 1 year ago
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 points 8 months ago

Clearly said by someone who's never chased Salma Hayek with a bottle of tequila. But when that creep Quentin suggests it, it's fine somehow.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Really happy for both of these fine gentlemen. You just can't help but love these two knuckleheads.

Edit: My attempt to be more-optimistic about the news isn't catching on.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

You're telling me my penis can have a legacy?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

My voicemail is a timeless archive of mysteries, never to be explored.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago

You can't cheap out on your sludge. You don't have to buy the overpriced European sludges that charge for the brand name, but at least find a local artisan that does small-batch sludges.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 8 months ago

There really is a market for everything. Why am I poor!?

"SEWER SLUDGE! GET YOUR DISCOUNT SEWER SLUDGE!"

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"No, but seriously, you literally can't go past the sky."

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

Bro, I hate to break it to you, but NASA doesn't exist.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do what you think best to prevent it.

I've been doing that for decades now, but literally nobody ever thanks me. I'm getting kind of fed up with it, if I'm honest.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ever since I started putting bouillon cubes in my shower head, I've been having meatier showers at home.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago

Unless you're a Liechtensteiner.

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