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Really happy for both of these fine gentlemen. You just can't help but love these two knuckleheads.
Edit: My attempt to be more-optimistic about the news isn't catching on.
You're telling me my penis can have a legacy?
My voicemail is a timeless archive of mysteries, never to be explored.
You can't cheap out on your sludge. You don't have to buy the overpriced European sludges that charge for the brand name, but at least find a local artisan that does small-batch sludges.
There really is a market for everything. Why am I poor!?
"SEWER SLUDGE! GET YOUR DISCOUNT SEWER SLUDGE!"
"No, but seriously, you literally can't go past the sky."
Bro, I hate to break it to you, but NASA doesn't exist.
Do what you think best to prevent it.
I've been doing that for decades now, but literally nobody ever thanks me. I'm getting kind of fed up with it, if I'm honest.
Ever since I started putting bouillon cubes in my shower head, I've been having meatier showers at home.
Unless you're a Liechtensteiner.
Clearly said by someone who's never chased Salma Hayek with a bottle of tequila. But when that creep Quentin suggests it, it's fine somehow.