moondoggie

The superior way is to eat it like corn on the cob. Start at the pointier end and chew straight back to the mangonus. Don’t forget to smother it in butter after shucking the husk.

And pizza on Fridays

I assume every one of these is just the song “Muskrat Love.”

Yeah, I’ve never seen any of his videos but I know his name when I see his face, know he has a candy bar, and some kind of TV competition on Prime. I’d put him up there as at least the same kind of famous as Kardashians.

At least now I’ll be able to outfit my current American Girl dolls with some proper shoes instead of the current garbage out there.

“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.”

French fries

Well, yours has been up for over four hours so you should call a doctor.

POWER WORD KILL!

I think a little more like Yankees/Red Sox in baseball. Two things that basically seem the same to outsiders but which have their own devoted/crazy followings.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Wait. Did you say “on Reddit” or “with a mouthful of peanut butter?”

I’m guessing it’s all down to sports. “I’m a Christian, so that means I’m on Christ’s team. Obviously Christ’s biggest rival is Antichrist, so I have to be against him too. Booooo Antichrist!”