officermike

joined 11 months ago
[–] officermike@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Yes, there are men named Carol, or alternative spellings thereof.

Carroll Shelby is the biggest name that comes to mind.

"Carol" as a male name seems to largely be a Romanian thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carol_(given_name)#Male

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump started that months ago.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ahh, I see you're a Trump kid. I'm afraid I can't just give you this candy as a handout; that would be some commie socialist shit. Instead, I'm going to have to ask you to walk a couple thousand miles in the sweltering heat, then swim across this river that's been strung with razor wire, then climb over this 20-foot wall, not get spotted by border patrol, thermal imaging, dogs, etc. Once you've made it through all that, I'm gonna need you to work a minimum-wage job for twenty years while you contribute to the social security fund that you're ineligible to receive, and once you pass your citizenship test, I'll let you have a piece of candy. But I'll also spit in your face. We have standards.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

My home value hasn't started falling yet, according to Zillow, but the appreciation seems to have leveled off.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 121 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

It’s kind of insane that there’s no provision at all for people who are going to be waiting this long

It's kind of insane that there's people waiting this long

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think those are jawbones. They're casts of the dogs jaws with the prepared caps test-fitted to each tooth.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Florida voter here. We have closed primaries and I have a registered party affiliation. I don't receive any political texts, mostly just fake USPS scams.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Anytime I want to use public WiFi that's behind a captive portal that requires an email, I give them "bezos@amazon.com"

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Please sit on my face

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My boss has a Land Rover that was in the middle of an OTA update at one point in the first few months he owned it. Wouldn't start and appeared basically dead, and he didn't know it was updating. He had it towed to the dealer and it had finished the update by the time it got there.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world -4 points 3 weeks ago

Do their respective views on the quality of their Teslas correlate to their views on Musk?

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