ouRKaoS

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's probably someone else somewhere who has a "real human brain in a jar", a couple people with "new" kidneys, corneas, a liver...

Gotta maximize profits!

😞

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 points 2 months ago

Hello fellow middle-class citizens!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

Sadly, they would probably volunteer to be eaten so they could "own the libs"

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Iss tha' opposite o' what Michael Jackson got!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

I have a patch of the 4Chan "no step on snek" version because I thought it was hilarious. No idea what the cops would think if they saw it

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got a $50 EOL Chromebook that I loaded CinnaMint (it's right there... Why say "Mint Cinnamon "...) on.

I use it as my sketchy torrent getting machine, Because if something goes wrong, oh well.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

Trump's on OnlyFans?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

Operating a computer used to be a specialized skill, you used to have to look under the hood pretty often to make things work. Now all that prep work is taken care of for you, so end users are further away from the partial techs we all used to be.

Dropping into a DOS command line to install software was a normal thing in Windows 95, now if you pull up a command line people think you're a Microsoft Certified Technowizard™.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No one calls a woman a babysitter or says she's "giving dad a break" when she's somewhere with her own children.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

After going back and zooming in, I can confirm that there is a sweaty ass print on the middle cushion.

She must have been nervous...

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 79 points 2 months ago

"I'll say whatever gets me elected, so I can pardon myself from a bunch of crimes."

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"sweat" stain...

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