phoenixz

Wants to be senator

Doesn't know basic Nazi symbols

Doesn't know he has a basic Nazi symbol on his chest

Do you want this dip shit to be a senator?

I worked at a datacenter that sold clients 99.99% uptime.

Fun times with a maximum of about one hour of downtime per year for hundreds of servers

Was it proven that AI wa the cause?

In not saying it wasn't, just that if it really was, I'd like a source for that claim

I read an interesting report about how most of these courses are rather ineffective because it adds knowledge but doesn't change behaviors.

https://www.cybersecuritydive.com/news/cybersecurity-awareness-training-research-flaws/803201/

LOL

Elmo Musk literally is not an engineer or even understands basic engineering. All the real world engineering done at his company is done by actual engineers

What is his part in all those processes at jos companies, you ask?

Lying.

Literally lying. Its the only talent that Mr. Elmo has. Its the one thing he constantly does, at levels comparable to Trump.

Most claims he makes about any of his companies products are just plain lies. Tesla full self driving? Not even close, and by now i wonder if they're actually capable of getting a Tesla off a parking lot without crashing it, let alone do a full cross country.

Same for SpaceX, where we definitely will go to Mars!never mind that reaching low earth orbit is about 1% of that task and he still can't do that without blowing up his starshits. Hey, at least they blew up a banana over the Indian ocean.

Wanna know what Elmo's contributions are?

Cyber truck.

Launching the car that was supposed to be for the founder of Tesla into low earth orbit just to he an asshole

The "idea" to use intercontinental ballistic rockets to transport people to the other side of the world "in 30 minutes". This one I really really really do want him to try because tickets are CEO only expensive and nothing would make me laugh more than a bunch of stealing assholes all paying a million or so to just blow up on the launchpad.

Talking about launchpads, remember that Florida launch with a starship with a boat load of engines that also ~~failed~~ was a complete success because "it left the launchpad" and anything beyond that was extras? Yeah, that launchpad was absolutely obliterated, cars parked various kilometers away got pelted by concrete debris, an ecological area got polluted, and the launchpad was left in rubble because Elmo decided that flame diverters, you know, those things used since like the sixties of the previous century really weren't necessary.

That is of course keeping in mind that he US tax payer paid 3 billion to take the US to the moon and well, that too is about at 1-2% mission completed, there is nothing remotely ready.

Do I even have to mention Hyperloop? "Its just another air hockey table, its not that hard!"

Meanwhile he keeps asking Tesla for a trillion dollars as well, even though he just got a gold package from Tesla that was light the highest payout in human history, even though Tesla makes a fraction of the cars that large brands make, ans even though he sent the extremely overvalued company (overvalued thanks to his constant lying about aaaalll the great things that are right there ready, just around the corner if you only pay me more money!!) right of a cliff with his Nazi antics combined with the laughable Nazirustbucket he designed..

This is the guy asking for just a trillion dollar bro, I will make this work, bro! TRUST ME!

As always it's the worst product that got the most marketing that gets used by everyone.

This is why we can't have nice things.

for ~~everyone~~ Americans

Anyone else remembers the Cheeto proclaiming that in just two weeks he'd have a healthcare bill that would be better than Medicare?

Pepperidge farm remembers

Only problem there for me was that it went off the rails for me, i got some 100TB of storage and I've been collecting old movies and shows that can't be found anywhere on Netflix type services. II spent thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours by now

If you're trying to say that curl isn't he best option for my mom, you're totally right.

For developers, on he other hand...

It specifically says that triaglinwas NOT affected

The guy used a non certified converter that caused a short circuit.. at the currents that those chargers.go, yeah, you'll get a nice arc flash before the fuses go, but all things considered, that's about it.

Now imagine a car being fueled with gasoline and some weird aftermarket converter starts spraying gasoline around and then a spark....

Give me scenario 1, please