rimmedalpha

joined 1 year ago
[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 5 hours ago

You're in the clear my man. It is well established that penises smaller than 3 inches are low priority for the transmission viral and bacterial infections from sexual contact. Sex workers are trained to release STDs or not, much like a snake can withhold venom when striking. /s

Seriously go get tested and wrap it next time.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A more perfect union, that can establish justice and domestic tranquility. One that provides for the common defense, promotes the general welfare, and secures the blessing of liberty for ourselves and future generations.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 4 weeks ago

I'll buy their crypto with every counterfeit dollar I can find.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but at least Soylent Green is organic.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, the CCM: "CEO Childcare Manager"

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

Because education is the devil's work!

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Since when has Jack Black have a problem with political violence? Brought to you by City Hall

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh, so it's the Klingon equivalent of civet coffee.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com -3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So you don't like actually driving.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 3 months ago

Sounds like someone just turned 65. Into the Soylent tanks you go!

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All of which can be easily purchased online by anyone.

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