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Get an STD test before you freak out.
My own sex life is nil, but last time I checked (long time ago) it was $80 for a full test covering everything but herpes. Herpes test was another chunk of money.
Just go to a clinic, or to Planned Parenthood, and ask for an STD test
You're in the clear my man. It is well established that penises smaller than 3 inches are low priority for the transmission viral and bacterial infections from sexual contact. Sex workers are trained to release STDs or not, much like a snake can withhold venom when striking. /s
Seriously go get tested and wrap it next time.
Put your penis in a bowl of vinegar. It'll help you find any cuts which can increase the risk of infection while also disinfecting those wounds.
But you probably shouldn't ask strangers on the Internet for medical advice or you'll end up with a pickled penis.
Lemmy is not your doctor and you shouldn't take medical advice from us. If it's possible where you live, try to get in touch with a family planning clinic (or whatever the local name would be). They can get you some sti tests and give better advice than we can. You aren't the first person to have unprotected sex, and you won't be the last.
The specification of penis size makes this read like some real good satire lmao
Have you tried putting it in a bowl of rice and leaving it there until it’s completely dry?
GET TESTED
and im pretty sure bottom to top HIV infection is less than a percent.
But get tested.
The post nut clarity on this one must be unreal
Dude probably cleaned his house, paid his bills, organized the garage, updated his resume...
pre-nut brainfog must have felt like a psychedelic realm where the only reasonable way to escape was to find and rawdog a shady sex worker
Get tested ASAP!
Oh, and tell your wife incase she needs to get tested as well.
I knew a guy that was really into his hookers from sex worker sites and the prices he'd say were shockingly cheap. He got regularly checked out, and after years of doing this (at least 5) the guy says the only STD he's ever got was chlamydia, which was in his "pre-hooker days".
That's all to say that you're probably fine, but you should definitely get tested for peace of mind. If they're sex workers by trade, they're probably on top of the testing themselves.
Get a PEP treatment as soon as possible
PEP ≠ PREP
Your penis will be like an autumn leaf and change colors before it falls off.
Thank you for that vivid image, Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart.
There are places where you can get free std tests. You absolutely can get an STI or STD even if you don't go "too deep".
PReP is pre exposure and would not help you here
There are places where you can get free std tests.
The army is one of those places
So what STD test should I take? Anything in particular like HIV? Sorry I have no knowledge on this.
It'll be a panel, just go see a doc or clinic they'll know what to do
PEP (post-exposure prophylaxis) will make it much less likely for you to contract HIV, but you must begin taking it within 72 hours of potential exposure, and the sooner the better.
If you’re in the US, this CDC page has more info about where to find treatment.
A doctor will be able to tell you what other tests you should have, but I imagine they’re going to just want to screen for the usual stuff (chlamydia, gonorrhea, etc).
You could try PEP, post exposure phrophalaxis, though ibky good until like 72 hours after or something.
Fyi it doesn't really matter if you are uncircumcised or not. There is some data that says that circumcised get less AIDS but afik it's not by a lot and the data is fairly unclear.
Dude- go to immediate care, why are you asking this on Lemmy???
why are you asking this on Lemmy???
Because this would be a weird LinkedIn post
Im dead 🤣🤣
you may proceed.
Couldn't you just take a moment and inspect his cock, please?
D'll right fine. You better have the insurance to pay for the durability test.
.. but you're the Doctor here, clearly you have right of way.
The Doctor? Doctor who?
... Dr. Wesker.
If only a cock inspecting asexual were there that day to provide some clarity
OP is done 💀💀
In all seriousness, you should get tested immediately and tested again in a few weeks. This is a question for a doctor
Not surprised you’re coming in with the pp facts.
Planned Parenthood provides STD testing. Go see them. Set an appointment here
I could be wrong but there's a lot in OPs post that makes me think he's not in the US
I suppose that's a matter of perspective. Using inches for measurement and a total ignorance of sex education screams US to me
An STI is a type of Subaru in America though. We call them STDs
I've always known and used them interchangeably, my health teacher had to update the ancient health textbooks through her lectures. This meant that when it came to the sex ed portion, we stopped using the 40 year old textbook almost entirely and used a modern bookless curriculum.
Username checks out. Get tested for syphilis.
You would need to wait between a month to 90 days for a test to give you an accurate result. It’s gonna be an interesting 3 months for you, good luck!
Alternatively you can have the 2 sex workers take tests and if they’re clean then you’re clean.
tag this post as NSFW
Not Safe For Wieners
It's text.
I don't know what country you're in, so something specific can be difficult to say as to where to go. It can often take a few days (3ish sometimes) for some tests to show positive, but get tested and "test where you play". It should be cheap or free. It probably isn't a big deal, so don't freak out, just get tested. Go to a clinic or a doctor's office, or call them first.
could you show us a picture to be sure it sounds like you're bragging about size
... You go to your doctor and get yourself tested? The fuck is this? Some SPH fetish shit?