swab148

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[–] swab148@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] swab148@lemm.ee 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

I hope this isn't knowledge from experience

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago
[–] swab148@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] swab148@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Worse, Hannah Montana reskinned back to Kubuntu

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That kinda makes sense

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] swab148@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Breakfast is wild at Angry Italian Chef's house

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Looks like an album cover lol

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

"Here, have some bread"

"Great, now we can fuck"

 

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/64212071

So, inspired by this post from a couple of days ago, I made a punk song out of the poem! Since the poem is so old, and almost certainly in the public domain (I did some research, couldn't find much about it), I decided to release the song for free! You can download it out now! Or just listen to it, if permanence isn't your thing lol

Anyways, I had a lot of fun making it, so I hope you have a lot of fun hearing it! Enjoy!

 

Hello Lemmings!

I have made a punk rock album, and it's finally out! If you like hard, loud, anti-authoritarian music made with open-source tools, then look no further! You've found it, your journey is over! Seriously, stop looking, it's just silly now...

Head on over to https://bandwagon.fm/@jimmyhalliday to hear it now for free! If you really like it, and just have to listen to it all the time, even when you've ventured beyond the veil and suddenly found yourself without reception, click on one of the links and buy a copy! If you're one of those streaming types, who would like to hear this on Spotify or the like, that's coming soon!

Be the envy of your friends, the toast of the town, and the apple of my eye ❤️ Check it out today!

 
 

It was one of those Little Debbie's Mother's Day things, I'm gonna have to get several more boxes before they discontinue them.

 

Screw it, I'm doing it.

Narcissism? Check. Ability to travel anywhere in the universe? Check. Beautiful lady to accompany them? Enh....

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

 

Fay Wray O'Brien is probably my hottest (?) take on Star Trek so far.

Double post today because I finally figured out the album issue! This is the album, and it will be updated with every new meme I make as the series goes on!

 

Chief, what the fuck are you talking about?

Some ah, "personal stuff" got in the way and I still haven't figured out how to make an album, I promise I'll get right on that later tonight.

 

Still not sure what his motives are, but glad he's on our side for now!

I'll try to figure out how to make an album on something other than Google Drive when I get home tonight, that way you fine people don't have to scroll through my profile if you wanna see the previous memes.

 

I've decided that I will post a meme for every episode of DS9. I am watching them for the first time, so hold on to your hats, people. I made one yesterday , so this makes day 2.

Obviously, I'm gonna watch more than one episode per day, but there may be some days when I just can't get to it, I do have a full time job (for whatever that's worth) and I might not be able to catch an episode. Fear not! I will be several episodes ahead of the memes, and I will post daily. I've also cleared space on my Drive account so I can host the full album on time. Enjoy the shitposts!

 

I think I'm gonna like this series

 

I was just trying to drive home from work 😭

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