tektite

joined 2 years ago
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 3 points 23 hours ago

That is exactly what I am looking for!! Thank you so much!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There was a web game in probably early 2000s. It was some lil guy who climbs a tall ladder to get into a spaceship, maybe with his dog? and goes to another planet. I think his spaceship breaks down and he has to explore the other world to fix it?

I don't think any of the characters spoke words but instead intoned sounds/notes, and the background music was generally calming and chill. I remember it being visually appealing to look at, but I don't much remember particular scenes (besides getting in the spaceship).

No recollection of what it was called. I've tried to look online before but forums discussing games with similar themes have not been fruitful.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh say is that plane really

falling from the sky?

O'er the land of the free

Fuckin' poke in the eye

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

What really translates here for me is how exhausting customers can be.

If the server forgot to bring a spoon you could have just said that five minutes ago while the soup was still hot.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Dear dairy, Ricotta tell you about my day!

I made some Cheddar working at the Cottage, which was a Brie-leaf because I've been feeling Bleu lately.

I Camembert-leave how fun it was and It feels Gouda to know that Emmental health Havarti started to get better!

I thought for a while that maybe I was just Curds but now I believe if I could Paneer into the future I'd find Abondance! Today was the Goat!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

"Here, this thingy'll help you pee in the conduits like everybody else."

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I know someone who can't eat goldfish crackers because they have smiley faces.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti…

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

I believe in you

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

He paid for boys so does he care that his daughter disowned him? He didn't use his ill-gotten gains to buy a female meat shield! Besides, he's already got his "You're not the real president" kid for that.

/s

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

That's coprolite!

 
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