tektite

joined 2 years ago
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know someone who can't eat goldfish crackers because they have smiley faces.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti…

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

I believe in you

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

He paid for boys so does he care that his daughter disowned him? He didn't use his ill-gotten gains to buy a female meat shield! Besides, he's already got his "You're not the real president" kid for that.

/s

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

That's coprolite!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

Quesadillius

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Spirit Halloween has a butterfly this year.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

I've been thrifting for decades and realized a while ago that I have a totally different idea of what things cost than the average person. I went with a friend to the mall once and watched them drop $100+ on ONE sweater like it was totally normal.

Meanwhile I'm at the thrift store going, "They want 25 bucks for these jeans!? Who are they kidding!"

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago

I mean, I've had full webs built on the side mirrors, seen jumping spiders on the sides/roof, even occasional half-assed webs started inside on the dash when I've not driven for a while.

But I've never had a spider or a web under any of the handles.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

don't have to worry about a spider being under it.

Is this a common problem?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Sorry, we've all looked through those files a lot but no one has had time to alphabetize them yet!"

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