Ew, a stranger appearing uninvited in my house?
No, they can teleport to the driveway like a normal person, thankyouverymuch.
tektite
joined 7 months ago
Congrats! When's the wedding?
Almost 10 Million Pounds of Recalled Chicken & Beef Found In Products at Trader Joe's, Aldi and More
It's not surprising that Starbucks joined but I didn't know about REI. What the hell, REI!
No space for drivers, no space for walkers
No space regardless
You're on my path? Then get off it!
- ~~That bus, probably~~ Mos Def
He is definitely losing supporters. I know a postal carrier in one of the worst red states and after both recent debates she's been seeing longstanding trump flags and bumper stickers disappear from houses on her route.
Magazines cost $14 now!
If it's an Anti-woke uniform I imagine it'll have a vinyl window over the crotch so everyone can see that you're going into the bathroom that matches your genitalia. And of course it'll have a flame thrower so you can burn all the books. You'll probably need the skin color chart from Family Guy; better add grey and green on there to identify the extra-terrestrial aliens. Don't forget your shoes must have heels because all the best Anti-woke crusaders wear heels!
Hmm, what else...
RESIST ALIEN SOCK THEFT! Use a mesh bag to keep all your socks together in the washer. Human sock retention is everyone's responsibility!
Dan Foreman can go with him.
Atmospheres with frickin atom bombs attached to their heads!
Welcome to Costco, I love you! If you raise the price of the fucking hotdog I will kill you! Figure it out.
"The radical left did it!!"