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[–] Iapar@feddit.org 165 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Making this your profile picture takes guts.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 37 points 1 week ago

Or just one big one

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[–] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 85 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.

Anyways, how far along, truck chief?

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That bitch hates patriotism.

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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 79 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines....I feel your pain. (literally)

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)

As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes....gross

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

as a non healthcare person.. I've now lost my appetite because of all of the above. thx

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[–] LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

As a former yachtbuilder im worried over allowed cargo limits on that boat

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 69 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I can't help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.

[–] wheelie@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.

[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The mighty one-pack, aka a firm bubble filled with visceral fat

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

There might also be an inflamed fatty liver hiding out in there.

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[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ten thousand crunches every morning

[–] haerrii@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago

Ten thousand crunch wraps every morning?

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 41 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!

[–] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

After the first year you are just getting started, you will need decades of commitment and sacrifice and you'll have to leave Debrah by the side of the road before you get there.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A year isn't even enough time to give yourself proper liver disease, unless it's acute. But then you have a better chance of straight up dying from alcohol poisoning or DUI.

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[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's also indicative of extreme liver damage

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[–] madgepickles@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (8 children)

well, he's gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

OUT OF A JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX...

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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It'll still somehow be Biden's fault

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[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He’ll keep on truckin’….. for UberEats

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It really is. What the fuck?

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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

"Frig off, Debrah!"

[–] iii@mander.xyz 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

🎶Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Because it feels so empty without me!

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (11 children)

🎶Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners, helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells"bitch"🎶

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (6 children)

He may have some liver fat

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

He has the liver of ten thousand beers

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[–] Bernar_moustach@jlai.lu 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh frig' off Randy bo bandy!

[–] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 week ago

There's my prince!

[–] Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@fedia.io 16 points 1 week ago

jesus christ that belly

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Proud of what, getting divorced?

[–] czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago

If you gotta ask, you don’t have Clark’s confidence.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

You hear that ladies? He is single.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.

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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 8 points 1 week ago

He is the truck

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