Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 6 months ago by themeatbridge@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Haven't seen any posts all year.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 93 points 6 months ago

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 54 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is the dadest dad joke.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Dad on arrival

[–] JonsJava@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago

Down voted. Saw community name. Angrily up voted.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 months ago

Dammit, beat me to it! I haven't been this incensed since last year!

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Probably bcz everybody was out partying late last night.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I went to bed at 10 pm and had a good nights sleep until 7 am.

Best party ever.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Goals.

[–] kalleboo@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

So what did you guys get for Christmas presents this year?

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 6 months ago

I didn't get anything for Christmas this year, it's a bit early still.

Jokes aside, games, Lego sets, Dremel and a happy kid. (I had the kid before Christmas, they are still happy)

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Got myself a new laptop. I can play Dad of War. It's nice.

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's not the new year in a lot of places yet.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago

But it dwindles by the hour.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

That’s unfortunate because good fences make good neighbors

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Well played sir

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 months ago

Thanks daddy