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I have two sides, both go in the square hole

I usually eat my shrimp raw so this solution won't work for my culinary standards

We used to be a proper country

You're on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE'RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS

That link was not the song I expected so here's another song about Pluto

BARB LEFT AND TOOK THE KIDS BUT AT LEAST I'M STILL CRANKING THAT HOG

Mawage, that bwessed awangment

the first energy scandal

The biggest bribery scheme in state history and most people haven't even heard about it. Paid off the lawmakers with a super majority to grant them state funds. Meanwhile after taking all that bailout money we still have random blackouts.

Tim Apple was already invited and it would just be awkward to leave out Bill Microsoft

Thank you. I didn't know this back story for the title of the Macklemore song Hind's Hall.

Pikas don't have tails so that doesn't really fit for an origin of Pikachu's design. I think the name is a coincidence.