troybot

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[–] troybot@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Which one is the positive nipple?

[–] troybot@midwest.social 12 points 3 weeks ago

I guess Costco if there aren't any local options

[–] troybot@midwest.social 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are we sure she didn't have a stroke or something?

Like a reverse Fetterman?

[–] troybot@midwest.social 22 points 1 month ago

Fantastic placement for that ad banner

[–] troybot@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

By the beard of Zeus!

[–] troybot@midwest.social 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sorry the government doesn't have the funds to subsidize go-kart rides. That money has already been sent to Argentina.

[–] troybot@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They were taking pilot lessons to learn how to maximize the damage. The flight instructors raised concerns but nothing was done and the FAA gave them a commercial pilot certificate.

[–] troybot@midwest.social 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Thank you for reminding me about this classic

[–] troybot@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

For so long every accusation has been an a confession. Somehow I completely missed that Trump is a secret Muslim.

[–] troybot@midwest.social 30 points 1 month ago

I was playing Sim City 2000 back when I was a kid and one time the game glitched out with a negative interest rate on bank loans. So naturally I took out the largest loan possible and the game proceeds to pay me interest for having massive amounts of debt. So anyhow I feel like I'm qualified to be the CEO of one of these tech companies.

 
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