turtlepower

joined 2 years ago
[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Samsung can eat my dirty asshole.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (6 children)

The one "generational leap" I want, and have wanted for decades, is the ability to upgrade hardware, like modular laptops can. It's great that they aren't doing little incremental upgrades, but between generations, games come out that would work but need a little more RAM or something, and instead of having to wait another 2 years and spending $1000 on a new console when it comes out, you could just shove more RAM in it in the meantime.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Mummy and daddy not paying you enough attention again?

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

You should watch it so you can be scarred for life like those kids are gonna be!

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Also maybe bisexual and heteroromantic or smth else that's hard to realize.

I didn't know how to phrase it for decades, even though I knew that's what I was.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Could be bisexual, heteroromantic, but doesn't know that's a thing.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Get fucked, Pootin! Just take your cyanide capsule already!

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I can't wait. We also just got 2 more characters- Mona Lisa and Mondo Gecko -as DLC for Shredder's Revenge. It's a good time to be a gaming Turtle!

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

Fuck Nintendo.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Like the damn cat, always underfoot!

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

It's because the fucking pigs don't do shit. I've stood there and watched almost every one of your examples happen right in front of cop (sometimes more than one) and they did absolutely nothing. If people are not punished for breaking the law, they're going to keep doing whatever the fuck they want.

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