turtlepower

joined 2 years ago
[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

Samsung can eat my dirty asshole.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago (6 children)

The one "generational leap" I want, and have wanted for decades, is the ability to upgrade hardware, like modular laptops can. It's great that they aren't doing little incremental upgrades, but between generations, games come out that would work but need a little more RAM or something, and instead of having to wait another 2 years and spending $1000 on a new console when it comes out, you could just shove more RAM in it in the meantime.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago (12 children)

Mummy and daddy not paying you enough attention again?

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

You should watch it so you can be scarred for life like those kids are gonna be!

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

Also maybe bisexual and heteroromantic or smth else that's hard to realize.

I didn't know how to phrase it for decades, even though I knew that's what I was.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 63 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Could be bisexual, heteroromantic, but doesn't know that's a thing.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Get fucked, Pootin! Just take your cyanide capsule already!

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

I can't wait. We also just got 2 more characters- Mona Lisa and Mondo Gecko -as DLC for Shredder's Revenge. It's a good time to be a gaming Turtle!

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 28 points 9 months ago

Fuck Nintendo.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Like the damn cat, always underfoot!

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

It's because the fucking pigs don't do shit. I've stood there and watched almost every one of your examples happen right in front of cop (sometimes more than one) and they did absolutely nothing. If people are not punished for breaking the law, they're going to keep doing whatever the fuck they want.

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