xkbx

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you never seen a goliath bird eating spider?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes sorry my internet presence can be a wild ride. I never know if I lob a comment too far but that sweet sweet validation is like UberEats and a stolen credit card to a racoon

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I can get a solid 2-3 hours on Baldur’s Gate 3 (with a bunch of mods) before I have to worry about plugging it back in. All the other games I play right now are the other ones that you’ve mentioned are older games that really don’t drain the battery at all. I’ve used mine pretty consistently since November December of last year, and I haven’t really noticed a drop in performance of battery life.

I really wanna try some of the newer games that look great like that Clair Obscur 33 game to see how it compares.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What shit that was a typo, that’s what I meant to say. I stole that joke off a creep comedian in jail so I won’t credit them but it’s a fairy that flies around with a bicycle pump at night, and gives a little pump each night to all the little estrogen receivers and achievers across the world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 49 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

May the breast bump fairy visit you thrice this night

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I sleep exclusively on my sides, I can guarantee you, my arm only goes numb when I go into cardiac arrest

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 101 points 3 weeks ago

“God I wish I’d shoot him like I shot that kid back in Vietnam”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ostie d’gang de chodé

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Are they saying the Pieces d’Autos guys are little pricks?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 3 weeks ago

Some sort of cartesian graph

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You stupid monkey!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 3 weeks ago

I call him the glue that keeps us together

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