real and wholesome :’)
xkbx
joined 2 years ago
I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came
༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ
Fake: I didn’t vote in this pole
Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“But I’m just an actor!”
“Can you play dead?”
bang
Fuck I miss that show
Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person
(っ◔◡◔)っ
The original but ultimately rejected title from Beastie Boys’ smash hit
(. )( .)
Personally, I enjoy F5 myself. I find it more refreshing
In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations
Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?
Fun fact, if you copy something a person does, you’re mocking them. But if you reword what they’re saying and throw it back to them, you’re intellectually deepening the conversation 🧠🧠🧠