Please make it mammary related
Asking for a friend
xkbx
joined 9 months ago
Maybe it’s just the angle. Patricia’s pretty tall, man
did you know that he was a fire for the 9/11 fighters?
For our bosses yachts! For pizza Fridays! For unpaid overtime and less sick days! FOR THE ECONOMY!
charges into warehouse with debilitating knee pain I can’t afford to check out
You mean like xXx?
But at what pressure?
God I fucking wish
“Congratulations! Welcome aboard.”
- CD Projekt hiring team
Thats what you think, last week Michael Bay broke down my door and used the ribbon from my Transformers G1 tapes to floss his ass provocatively in front of my parrot. Now my parrot won’t stop screaming “I don’t hate women, just bitches” and “it isn’t a slur if your slur it” while disregarding his own canonical events.
“We didn’t get all the way there on January 6, but we will endeavor to get rid of it and replace it with this, right here,” he said, gesturing to the crowd and holding up his fist.
Wait, I thought Jan 6 was antifa plants paid by Soros?
I’d say go for half and half
Difficult to trombone when you’ve got a tromboner