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[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I was doing flooring in a newly built house in Georgia. It was in an open field, no shade, mid-July. The house had no water or a/c yet. Went to take a leak in the outhouse. No big deal. Well, fast forward, and the philly cheese steak from hip hop fish n chicken is running through me. See this one dude leave out of the outhouse. I go in. There's fucking nut all over the wall. Like not peanutbutter or cashews...man nut. Baby butter. All over the back wall and toilet seat.

I end up shitting in a bag in a bucket in the trailer.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 hours ago

Imagine if it was actually the guy before him and you've been mad at the wrong guy lol

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

the philly cheese steak from hip hop fish n chicken

Do you also cool yourself down with warm milk?

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

My milk has to be near freezing. Anyone who drinks warm milk is not on the same evolution tree as the rest of our civilized species.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

the fuck. at least put it down the elevator to the basement, wankerdude.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Right? Perfectly good shaft to deposit it...but no all over the back splash!