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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

I've worked events for a while now.

A fair few people have sex in these

Also they do drugs in them, nowt like snorting coke off a key with a side of fecal matter

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago
[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

130º? are you boiling water there?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world -3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Use real measurement, not made up bullshit next time.

[–] IMALlama@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

0 is really cold, 100 is really hot. How hard could it be 🤷

/s

All units are made up to some extent. Things like oz vs cups vs pints vs quarts vs gallons absolutely drives me up the wall. Let's not even talk about things like using cups as a unit of measurement for flour...

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Lmao nice bait

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

130° is above the boiling point of water, so you would be instantly dead.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

I use freedom units not the overly complex and arbitrarily ruled metric "system"

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world -3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Oh no....

He's retarded...

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Yes, there is no sarcasm, satire or humor it is a genuine statement of truth.....

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

The C stands for communism!

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Please add an F to it so everyone understands you're using an outdated measuring system no one else uses anymore. Or mark your post as "For US only" as I doubt anyone from Myanmar is on Lemmy, since they barely have any internet. I wouldn't call it "freedom" units, as both Myanmar and the US score low on the freedom scale.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, Celsius is better. But imagine caring this much about it.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 45 minutes ago (1 children)

Most of Lemmy consists of self centered US Americans. Nearly all the news is about the US. As if the world isn't bigger than that failed state. I'm kinda done with their stupidity and ignorance.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

Why continue to use it then?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

It's way more funny than anything I've ever posted.

I doubt anyone from Myanmar is on Lemmy

I'm going to go give a myanmar resident whatever the leftist equivalent of star link is just to prove you wrong

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)
[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 2 points 3 hours ago

You may know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me!

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

The fart gas creates an insulating micro-environment that allows the poor soul to endure the porta-hell nightmare.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago

have nearly had heat strokes in porta shitters at NTC and fort hood. when the MRE train decides it's going you don't really have much choice, goddamn miserable way to live lol

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)

I was doing flooring in a newly built house in Georgia. It was in an open field, no shade, mid-July. The house had no water or a/c yet. Went to take a leak in the outhouse. No big deal. Well, fast forward, and the philly cheese steak from hip hop fish n chicken is running through me. See this one dude leave out of the outhouse. I go in. There's fucking nut all over the wall. Like not peanutbutter or cashews...man nut. Baby butter. All over the back wall and toilet seat.

I end up shitting in a bag in a bucket in the trailer.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

Imagine if it was actually the guy before him and you've been mad at the wrong guy lol

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

the philly cheese steak from hip hop fish n chicken

Do you also cool yourself down with warm milk?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

the fuck. at least put it down the elevator to the basement, wankerdude.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 20 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Did you really have to post a picture of the poop though? It's so gross, at least nsfw it.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

I think NSFL is the appropriate one but like, I'm a goober not an internet

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've always hated tobacco smoke. It's just a disgusting smell. But nowadays I'm actually glad someone smoked up the portapotty. That's preferable to the steaming hot piss & shit stew

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then when it’s freezing cold you get to lean back as you try to avoid the piss Steam cloud that rises up. There’s just no winning.

[–] AugustusBeauvais@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is never any winning in a porta potty...

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

With the exception of not shitting yourself becaude theres a porta potty

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 2 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

You guys call them that?! We call them Porta-Potty in Canada. Lol

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

I think they might be brand names?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

portajohn, portalet, portapotty, mobile turd station, backup shitter, we have a lot of names for 'em in california

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Same in the Midwestern US

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

We call them Dixie's in The Netherlands.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Good name for a disgusting shithole (Dixie is a nickname for southern part of America that fought a war to maintain slavery)

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago

Yeah they can eat shit.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

also a college in utah named in 1923 (renamed recently, but everyone there still calls it Dixie College). it's hard for me not to think of that place as a shithole too, but they do have some nice national parks. and one nice state park. and one really weird and neat private park that's worth visiting if you're ever in Salt Lake City.

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Songlink YouTube

There’s a song about the Porta Potty experience during a festival which translates to „Heat Death in the Porta Potty“ from the German band „Ersatzkopf“ (Head replacement)

Here‘s the translated chorus:

Heatdeath in the Porta Potty, woahoh

Oh my God, I'm sweating so much, woahoh

I'm going to take all my clothes off first

Otherwise I won't make it out of here alive

Out of the Porta Potty, oh no no.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Just when you think you have an original song idea. Dammit. Mine was more folk than metal tho. I'm going to go listen to it I assume it's metal

Edit: I can take about a minute of the scream singing (my voice wears out) but I love it

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 9 points 1 day ago

Some people pay good money for a sauna.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

You just need to play some tunes from the ultimate poopin' sound track: https://youtu.be/hT7x1NvGf5k