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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

... How exactly would you lick hydrogen? Or helium for yhsy matter...

[–] RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  1. Fill a balloon with the gas
  2. Stick your tongue in the balloon sphincter
  3. Wiggle your tongue
  4. Reconsider the decisions you've made that led your life to this point
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

New fetish unlocked, but still hidden behind balloon sphincter.

[–] RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just go slow and keep it wet. It might take some time to build up your tongue strength and loosen up the opening, but I believe in you. Go forth and achieve your dreams.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Thanks for believing in me :D

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Tounguepunching the gas sphincter, oh joy

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  1. Reconsider the decisions you've made that led your life to this point

OR

New kink unlocked

[–] RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If that moment of introspection concludes with you being happy with your path and current situation, then who am I to judge. Carry on with your ballonilingus and be happy.

[–] orlyowl@piefed.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Carry on with your ballonilingus and be happy.

That's gotta be a sentence no one has ever said before.

And, dare we hope, never again