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[–] kablez@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Cigarettes used to make me need to shit really bad. I can't even imagine combining that with the Vogue diet of a boiled egg, glass of wine and black coffee. Sounds like a recipe for a day on the toilet!

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I think we cracked the code. This "diet" is just bulimia with extra steps.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

Yup, out the tail pipe instead of facing the toilet.