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1977 weight loss advice (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't worry. You and everyone you know is chain-smoking cigarettes all the time. Nobody will notice.

[–] kablez@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Cigarettes used to make me need to shit really bad. I can't even imagine combining that with the Vogue diet of a boiled egg, glass of wine and black coffee. Sounds like a recipe for a day on the toilet!

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I think we cracked the code. This "diet" is just bulimia with extra steps.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Yup, out the tail pipe instead of facing the toilet.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago

The good ol days