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Scientists Made Sourdough Bread With Yeast Found on Ötzi the Iceman’s Mummified Body
(www.smithsonianmag.com)
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In unrelated news, people across the world are shitting themselves to death. Scientists still trying to assess this one.
Everyone shuts themselves to death
I used to think b-rated sci-fi flicks had crappy plot hooks about how scientists would just release the world ending plot hook like that.
And then polish scientists released cannibal ants from an abandoned Soviet nuclear bunker to see what they’d do.
First, God sent the locusts. Americans voted them into office. So God came up with plan B: diarrhea.