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[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I imagine the worst outcome would be if the bread was unbelievably delicious. They can’t exactly source more of it.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 4 points 5 hours ago

Something something Rick and Morty pasta

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 7 points 7 hours ago

Could keep the starter going though

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 98 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Numinous_Ylem@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

The iceman yummeth

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 13 points 12 hours ago

Made me chuckle, take your upvote ^^

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago

One small throwaway line about how scientists made sourdough with a yeast strain from him.

I know every single headline now is click bait but this didn't even say shit about who made the bread or how it turned out or anything whatsoever actually about scientists making bread with an ancient yeast.

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 57 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Steve@startrek.website 10 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

Can you honestly say you wouldnt try mummy jerky?

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 1 points 2 hours ago

Note: Do not Google "mummy jerky".

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 hours ago

Yes, yes I can.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

You seem gastronomically adventerous, if I mail you something to eat, how much will you pay me?

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 5 hours ago

This story is old and still disgusting

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 40 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (3 children)

In unrelated news, people across the world are shitting themselves to death. Scientists still trying to assess this one.

[–] Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

Everyone shuts themselves to death

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I used to think b-rated sci-fi flicks had crappy plot hooks about how scientists would just release the world ending plot hook like that.

And then polish scientists released cannibal ants from an abandoned Soviet nuclear bunker to see what they’d do.

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 4 points 12 hours ago

First, God sent the locusts. Americans voted them into office. So God came up with plan B: diarrhea.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 25 points 12 hours ago

Someone should tell them they can buy yeast in the store.

[–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 21 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I'll take, "Things you can do but should never fucking do." for $500, Alex.

[–] Float@startrek.website 9 points 11 hours ago

Could we not tho

[–] LoonyLenny@lemdro.id 2 points 9 hours ago

Served with his duck butter.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Mmmm extra-sour dough

[–] 1egg4u@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 11 points 12 hours ago

It couldn't; 'twas dead.

[–] inconsistent_octopus@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Finally, some good news

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I can’t imagine an ancient yeast would taste much different than sourdough made from modern wheat, especially if you use the same grain the iceman had available back in his time like einkorn. You’d still end up with tangy sourdough

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

The point is obviously getting as close as possible to cannibalism, without actually being cannibalism.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 points 12 hours ago

"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

From between the toes?

[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 8 hours ago

Fuck it, get me some good butter I'd eat the whole loaf.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Getting Blue Nile vibes from this one.

And red Nile couldn’t be more disappointed