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[–] Steve@startrek.website 11 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Can you honestly say you wouldnt try mummy jerky?

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 16 points 18 hours ago

Yes, yes I can.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 2 points 12 hours ago

Note: Do not Google "mummy jerky".

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

You seem gastronomically adventerous, if I mail you something to eat, how much will you pay me?