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Peter Thiel to Receive the 2026 Axel Springer Award (www.axelspringer.com)

submitted 2 days ago by Wurzl@lemmy.zip to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

With this, Axel Springer pays tribute to a person who has created new markets, reshaped existing ones in an extraordinary way, and left a lasting mark on the technological, economic, and societal debates of our time

I mean yeah, technically that’s true. But not like, in a way to be celebrated. “And now we give our award to Timmy Schmidt for upending the real estate market. Timmy is well known for burning down so many houses.”

[–] kudra@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is he related to John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME