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[–] axum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 180 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The entire e administration as well as ice should be put into camps after this is said and done.

[–] iltoroargento@startrek.website 46 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I prefer high security jail, and trials to make Nuremberg blush.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I have bad news for how the Nuremberg trials generally wound up.

[–] iltoroargento@startrek.website 2 points 5 hours ago

Agreed. We gotta do better this time.

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No socialism for fascists. They like the death penalty so much, I say 'oblige them', in no sweeter terms.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

They keep unironically saying it's "open season" of Dems and liberals, so I say let's flip it the fuck around.

We really did not execute enough at Nuremberg. I agree that prison would be a waste with such crimes.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Idk man, I'm more inclined to enslave them until they pay off their debt.

What is it, now? 5k per American person? Seems like a life in slavery is proper reparations.

Edit: and that's only discussing what they owe Americans.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly. Send them all to antarctica.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 16 hours ago

That'll drive the flerfs wild!