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[–] ApplyingAutomation@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (6 children)

This! Nuts belong in the fridge.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Better pack OP into the fridge too, then.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, nuts stuck to ice cream, send help.

[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My fiery dragon breath might help with that. Hold still! 🔥🐲

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

No! Bad dragon! You'll burn their nuts! And the salad!

[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Also, clever reference there. Take my updoot 👍

[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Whoops! My bad!

[–] M137@lemmy.today 2 points 22 hours ago

Your freezer is way too cold if stuff can get stuck to ice cream.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Who leaves nuts around long enough for them to go rancid?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 23 hours ago

Last time I invite the Trees over.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

If you find a deal for some that can easily happen. I fucking love nuts but it's easy to get tired of them after eating one kind every day for a while, it's a good idea to put them in the freezer until you get a craving again.

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

You know you can get your hands on mixed nuts, right?

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I just bought like 5 pounds of nuts from bulk barn. They'll be gone in a couple of weeks lol

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

You have to eat nuts pretty slowly for this to be a problem in my experience. I have had nuts go rancid but they were really old. It's like sauces - they say "keep refrigerated" on the bottle but if you use them consistently it's better not to crowd the fridge/keep space for higher priority things.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not all nuts, just oily ones like walnuts.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 2 points 22 hours ago

Heh, oily nuts.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Shelled nuts belong in the fridge and unshelled ones outside.

[–] cadekat@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Huh, I thought oils went rancid because of oxygen? I didn't think cold slowed that process for oils very much.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago

i think there was a law that 10°C temperature difference cuts the reaction rate of biochemistry in half.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cold slows many chemical reactions, including this one. Nuts will last even longer in the freezer.

Removing them from an oxygen environment will also slow the reaction.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

This is why I use the vacuum on my nuts.