Why does one of them have a foreskin?
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
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Average hotel room fridge at a furry con meetup.
Bet your salads are amazing.
There are sex toys in the picture! No one is mentioning the SEX TOYS that are in this picture at all! Everyone is talking about the coke and the mixing and ratios and whatever as if this isn't reality! WHY!? What has gone wrong with the world?! Is it ME?! SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE
Some of them look like bad Dragons which I'm told can be very expensive. A true connoisseur I suspect.
Why keep sex toys in a fridge though?
Perfect response
I thought people would pick original or zero, not a mix of both
Correct. They introduced Coca-Cola C2 about 20 years ago, essentially a mid-calorie mix of original and zero. It didn't sell well.
Stop storing beverages in the toy fridge. Honestly, what is wrong with people???
I have never seen bottles of soda come in a carton
Those boxes hold 12 cans of soda each, the 2 liter bottle was purchased separately. The cans are 12oz (~.35L)
That makes sense. I assumed the boxes hold bottles too
So, we're all too cool to mention the toys, is that it?
The unicorn horn is especially inventive
There are dildos in the refrigerator.
That's a 2 liter. Though I suppose anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
THANK YOU ZOMG NO ONE ELSE IS SAYING THIS
Such a weird variety. Coke and Coke Zero? Most people buy one or the other.
This is what throws you off? Really? They are storing walnuts in the fridge!
Yeah but I don't like walnuts anyway /shrug
Wild to go full cans except for a single 2 liter. Gotta wonder the reason behind that.
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Deez walnuts
Who’s nuts?
Why on earth do you keep walnuts in a fridge?
It's not a terrible idea, the oils can go rancid.
Also moths
This! Nuts belong in the fridge.
Not all nuts, just oily ones like walnuts.
Instructions unclear, nuts stuck to ice cream, send help.
You have to eat nuts pretty slowly for this to be a problem in my experience. I have had nuts go rancid but they were really old. It's like sauces - they say "keep refrigerated" on the bottle but if you use them consistently it's better not to crowd the fridge/keep space for higher priority things.
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Yo, be safe. That lettuce in there should probably be thrown out. Don't want your fun times getting extra messy.
It is crazy to think someone storing toys with their lettuce was still more cleansly than the lettuce making it to our stores/restaurants somehow
need to keep them fresh
Improper FIFO
Interesting way to cool down from inside
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