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[–] jtrek@startrek.website 10 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

I have read about people trying to use LinkedIn for dating, and I feel like that's a red flag. Those men should probably be quarantined.

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Everyone on LinkedIn should be quarantined.

[–] waldfee@feddit.org 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

What the fuck‽